This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.
rosé: what am i supposed to cling to, as i go living from now on!? tell me!
edward: you’ll have to decide that for yourself. get up and walk. move forward. you’ve gone some fine legs, don’t you?
| Me when I first joined Tumblr: | I am a mature, responsible adult and I will use my blog as such. I will write about important events in my life, possibly food and movies, and I will make and communicate with friends. |
| Me now: | gOD DAMMIT SKDFLlsdf spelling who has time for THT yolo 5evr heres some shit from my favorite fandom also TEXT POST ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID ahaha YoU DONt LyK MY SHIP GIT OWT nAO scREECH |
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
So accurate that it’s physically painful.
STOP SCROLLING.
let’s just take this moment to appreciate how much our starter pokemon loves us
Okay continue.
Swampert, I…
